No, I do not think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

Bartender: “What’ll you have?”

Epstein: “I’ll start with a Highball, move on to a Virgin Mary, then two shots of Bakto the Head, a glass of Corpse Reviver, and a finger of Hangman’s Tonic…”

Bartender: “Wouldn’t you rather have Death in the Afternoon?”

Epstein: “What? Of course not. I don’t want to die!”

When Epstein was placed in the special housing unit, the jail informed the Justice Department that he would have a cellmate, and that a guard would look into the cell every 30 minutes. These procedures were not followed on the night of his death.[229][149][230] On August 9, 2019, Epstein’s cellmate was transferred out, and no new replacement cellmate was brought in.[231] Later in the evening, in violation of the jail’s normal procedure, Epstein was not checked every 30 minutes.[229][149][230] The two guards who were assigned to check his jail unit that night fell asleep and did not check on him for about three hours; the guards falsified related records.[149][232] Two cameras in front of Epstein’s cell also malfunctioned that night.[14]


Here’s WHY I do not think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself:

  • Guard procedures followed every night for months, EXCEPT on the night of his death
  • Camera 1 working every night for months, EXCEPT on the night of his death
  • Camera 2 working every night for months, EXCEPT on the night of his death
  • Seasoned guards fell asleep.
  • Seasoned guards falsified guard watch records
  • Epstein taken out of solitary confinement, even though he’d been placed in solitary after another prison tried to beat him up
  • Epstein experienced zero incidences when he was in solitary confinement
  • Epstein was in a federal prison system in New York City
  • The prison was manned and run by people from New York
  • New York Mayor Bill de Blasio graduated from New York University and Columbia University before a brief stint as a campaign manager for Charles Rangel and Hillary Clinton.
  • The New York City Medical examiner, Barbara Simpson, ruled Epsteins death a suicide by hanging
  • Epstein’s lawyers pointed to a number of irregularities, including the extent of his injuries, uncommon in suicide by hanging and far more consistent with murder by strangulation
  • Michael Baden, an independent pathologist hired by the Epstein estate, observed the autopsy. In October 2019, Dr. Baden said that Mr. Epstein, 66, experienced a number of injuries – among them a broken bone in his neck – that “are extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and could occur much more commonly in homicidal strangulation…I think that the evidence points to homicide rather than suicide.”[242]


14: Hosenball, Mark (August 28, 2019). “FBI studies two broken cameras outside cell where Epstein died: source”. Reuters. London. Retrieved August 29, 2019.

149: Watkins, Ali; Ivory, Danielle; Goldbaum, Christina (August 17, 2019). “Inmate 76318-054: The Last Days of Jeffrey Epstein”. The New York Times. Retrieved August 18, 2019.

229: Watkins, Ali (August 10, 2019). “Why Wasn’t Jeffrey Epstein on Suicide Watch When He Died?”. The New York Times. Retrieved August 10, 2019.

230: Benner, Katie; Ivory, Danielle; Jr, Richard A. Oppel (August 11, 2019). “Before Jail Suicide, Epstein Was Left Alone and Not Closely Monitored”. The New York Times. ISSN 0362-4331. Retrieved August 11, 2019.

231: Zapotsky, Matt; Barrett, Devlin (August 11, 2019). “Correction officers, did not check on Epstein for several hours before his death, violating protocol, person familiar with the case says”. The Washington Post. Retrieved August 14, 2019.

232: Benner, Katie; Ivory, Danielle (August 13, 2019). “Jeffrey Epstein Death: 2 Guards Slept Through Checks and Falsified Records”. The New York Times. ISSN 0362-4331. Retrieved August 14, 2019.

242: Paybarah, Azi (October 30, 2019). “Epstein’s Autopsy ‘Points to Homicide,’ Pathologist Hired by Brother Claims”. New York Times. Retrieved October 31, 2019.

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