Covid-Appropriate

Hear Ye! Year Ye!

Let it be known here in this land, as well as all lands far and wide, that I, Patriot of RYOC* do hereby lay claim and title to the following phrase, idea, concept, moniker, name, meme, and title, whether it in its current form or any form of it be used in any word form of the English Language, or any other language either natural or artificial here upon this Earth or her satellites natural or otherwise, indeed as such may pertain to all gravitational bodies and intergravitational spaces in and around Sol aka “the Sun” out to a distance of 1 light year from the gravimetric centroid of this Solar System, as it doeth, do, and hereby shall forevermore pertain beginning on April Twenty-Eighth in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Twenty:

Covid Appropriate

Derivatives:

Covid-Appropriate

Covidly-Appropriate

Covid-Appropriately

Approppriately-Covid

This also applies to all forms of the above verbiage without a dash between the words.

Any individual or entity desiring to use any of these copyrighted terms must contact me at patriot at ryoc.us to make an offer for an amount greater than or equal to 1% of your project’s total gross expenditure.

If you wish to secure all rights to any one (singular) of the above terms, the price is $1,000,000 U.S. Dollars. Failure to secure such right will result in a lawsuit for treble (triple) the amount i.e. $3,000,000 U.S. Dollars plus any and all attorney’s or attorneys’ fees, court costs, etc.

If you wish to secure all rights to all of the above terms, the price is $3,000,000 U.S. Dollars. Failure to secure such right will result in a lawsuit for treble (triple) the amount i.e. $9,000,000 U.S. Dollars plus any and all attorney’s or attorneys’ fees, court costs, etc.

In the meantime, have yourself a nice, all-American day!

*Run Your Own Country aka ryoc.us

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